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August 22, 2007
We could just stop feeding them beans
Where does the UN stand on Moose belching? That may soon be an important debate in leftwing circles in Scandanavia, because it could break the tie between two left-wing groups -- environmentalists and global warming fanatics -- who are debating what to do about moose gas. According to the story, and I am not making this up, Norway is concerned that its "national animal, the moose, is harming the climate by emitting an estimated 2,100 kilos of carbon dioxide a year through its belching and farting."
Coincidentally, New York City is dealiing with a similarly noxious problem. Last night, a Moose stunk up Yankee Stadium. Wakka, wakka.
Posted by bill at August 22, 2007 09:13 AM
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