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April 17, 2007
Least helpful conversation of the week
WAITRESS: "Oh, your baby is so cute."
WIFE AND ME: "Why, thank you."
WAITRESS: "I just love babies."
WIFE AND ME: "Yes they are precious."
WAITRESS: "Some friends of mine have a new baby too."
WIFE AND ME: "Oh that's lovely. How nice."
WAITRESS: "They are probably getting divorced. Every minute that baby is crying or doing this or that. They just couldn't handle it. All they do is fight. Their marriage has really paid the price."
WIFE AND ME: (Still smiling) "Oh that's lovely. How nice."
Posted by bill at April 17, 2007 01:02 PM
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