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May 05, 2006
Two peas in a pod: The Kennedy four-step program, or (UPDATE) "I am addicted to the chronic disease of being a Kennedy"
1. Kennedy
2. Alcohol
3. Mishap
4. Cover-up
UPDATE (3:53) - Patrick: Kennedys don't cause car accidents; Ambien causes car accidents. I'm willing to give PK (some) benefit of the doubt, but inconsistencies etc. abound -- one wonders, no? Michelle Malkin has a round-up and translates the Kennedy-speak: "I am changing the subject."
Posted by bill at May 5, 2006 09:37 AM
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I think you forgot Step 5: Self-righteous indignation.
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at May 5, 2006 03:23 PM
Isn't it a DUI when you drive under the influence of Alcohol or a drug? Last I remembered from my days at the prosecutors office, driving and crashing your car drugged up was just as bad when you imbibed a little too much. As the Bud lite commercials say: "The Kennedy's are Real Men of Genius"... Here's to you Mr. Son of a congressman who can get out of any traffic fatality or barricade crash involving alcohol or drugs because you're a Kennedy.....
Posted by: mike ferg at May 7, 2006 09:39 PM
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