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December 22, 2005

Strike's over: Sung to the tune of "Joy to the world"

Joy to the world, the strike is done.
Now where's my God-damn train
The subway cars may run
But shopping's far from done.
And now the lines will swell
My week's been shot to hell,
Thank you union, Touss-aint, burn in hell.

I still can't believe, the balls they have
Those lazy, nasty slobs
Retire with 25
Free health care, can't be fired
And still they went on strike
And still they went on strike
Transit workers, Toussaint, may you burn in hell

Come next week, no walk to work
Who knew bunions bleed
I'll work till I die
No pension, won't retire
And they make more than me
With a night school GED
Transit workers, Toussaint, may you burn in hell

Fa la la. Merry holidays.

Posted by bill at December 22, 2005 04:56 PM

Comments

That's pretty damn good parody Bill. No attorney I know has such a fusion of humor and creativity. Well done and Merry Christmas.

Posted by: J. Philip [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 25, 2005 05:56 PM

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